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“La Máquina del Amor ” Tino Valentino 

 Project Number: Love Machine

Physical Dimensions: 
Height: 5 ft 7 in 
Weight: 180 lbs.
Estimated BF%: 40%? I'm not sure oooooo.

Physical Deformities: I was supposed to be 6 ft 2 in.

Mental Acumen: Level (Schooling): Certified Love Machine

Estimated IQ: Unpredictable

Mental Issues: Too many ladies and not enough babies, ooooooo!

Social Media Handle: 

Instagram: @love_machine_17

Facebook: @tinovalentino

Who is The Love Machine? and why is Tino Valentino here?

"With a cakie ass and a wispy stash it’s time for the world to see that the love machine Tino Valentino oooooo is not only a lover but a fighter , and now it’s time to  Control his narrative beyond even what he thought he ever could … oooooo!! "

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