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Manbun Jesus

Project Number #420

Physical Dimensions:
Height: 6ft
Weight: 5 dimensions
Estimated BF%: Flat Ass

Mental Acumen: Level (Schooling): Bachelor of Science B*tch

Estimated IQ: 5D

Social Media Handle: @ManbunJesus

Who is Manbun Jesus and why is Manbun Jesus here?

"Manbun Jesus is the voice inside of the vessel that carries him. From another Dimension, a traveler through time and space, he now comes to us when we need him most. Wrestling needs a savior, and MBJ is that savior. For he is risen indeed, balls deep in the 5th Dimension. Amen."

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